Don't Be An Asshole US A Humor-Driven Movement for Unity Without the Hostility
Don't Be An Asshole US A Humor-Driven Movement for Unity Without the Hostility

What This Is (And What It’s Not).

We live in a world where every disagreement turns into a war and every opinion feels like a personal attack.
Don’t Be An Asshole exists to point out how ridiculous that’s become — with humor, honesty, and just enough self-awareness to include ourselves.

You don’t have to agree.

You don’t have to change your beliefs.

You just don’t have to be an asshole about it.

Designed for Family Dinners and Comment Sections.

For when passion turns into yelling.

Arguments & Opinions

Strong opinions don’t require being a jerk.

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Dinner Table Diplomacy

Because you still want dessert after the conversation.

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Comment Section Survivors

You don’t have to reply to everything.

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WE’VE ALL BEEN THAT PERSON.

Life is messy. Your merch doesn’t have to be.

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AVAILABLE UNTIL PEOPLE BEHAVE (SO… NOT LONG)

Because even common sense comes in limited supply.

 
 

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Watch the Ridiculousness.

Two sides. One argument. Zero self-awareness.

Our skits, clips, and content highlight how ridiculous we all sound when we stop listening — and how quickly things change when we don’t.

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When the Family Has Dinner.

Funny video that shows family image when they have different perspectives.

Can’t We All Be Considerate

This is another place for some epic content and funny videos.

We All Have An Opinion

This is where we can add some epic text to get peoples attention.

Less Anger. More Humor.

And occasional discounts, new drops, and reminders not to lose your mind.

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Disagreement is human.
Being an asshole is optional.

We roast behavior — not people.

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Don't Be An Asshole US A Humor-Driven Movement for Unity Without the Hostility
Don't Be An Asshole US A Humor-Driven Movement for Unity Without the Hostility

HAVE YOUR OPINION. JUST DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.

A humor-driven movement creating unity through respect, self-awareness, and shared humanity.

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